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Message: <blockquote data-quote="divoomdelux" data-source="post: 15242372" data-attributes="member: 189016"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><u><p style="text-align: center">Abraham Lincon & John Kennedy</p><p></u></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/cms/RT/Article%20Images/6371-abraham%20lincoln%202.220w.tn.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/JohnFK.png/220px-JohnFK.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">WANT TO GET FREAKY?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Have a history teacher explain this if they can.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both Presidents were shot in the head.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Now it gets really weird.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both were assassinated by Southerners.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both assassins were known by their three names.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Both names are composed of fifteen letters.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">Now hang on to your seat</span>.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">And here's the "kicker":</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">AND:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Amazing ah?... Comment bye..</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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