gayankuwait

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  • Oct 13, 2010
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    One day a bachelor, who was a poor tipper, walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch.

    A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip. When he came in the next day, she thanked him for his 'generosity' and she said she could tell the character of a diner by the way he tipped.

    "Yeah? What can you tell about me?" he asked.

    "You put three pennies in a neat row," said the waitress, "and that shows you are a very tidy person. The first penny tells me you are frugal and the second tells me that you are a bachelor."

    "That's true," he agreed. "But what does the third penny tell you?"

    "The third penny tells me your father was a bachelor too"