NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME!
>
>Evening classes for men. Starting this month! Note: due to the
complexity
>and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a
>maximum of eight participants each.
>
>
>Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide
presentation.
>
>
>Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table
>discussion.
>
>Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures
>and explanatory graphics.
>
>Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate
and fly
>into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
>
>Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant
other.
>Helpline and support groups.
>
>Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
right
>place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
>
>Open forum.
>
>Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
>Graphics and audio tape.
>
>Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life
testimonials.
>
>Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
>parks? Driving simulation.
>
>Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
>Online class and role playing.
>
>Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation
exercises,
>meditation and breathing techniques.
>
>Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
>anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
>be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
>
>Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!
>
>Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men (STM)
>
>===========================================================
>
>CLASSES FOR WOMEN.. Training courses are now available for women on
the
>
>following subjects:
>
>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
>
>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
>
>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
>
>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
>
>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
>
>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
>
>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
>
>8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
>
>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
>
>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
>
>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
>
>12. Introduction to Parking (?)
>
>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
>
>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
>
>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
>
>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
>
>17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
>
>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
>
>19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
>
>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
>
>21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
>
>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
>
>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
>
>24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
>
>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
>
>26. How to work the toilet seat: You can work it on your own, an
>enpowerment program
>
>
>
>Evening classes for men. Starting this month! Note: due to the
complexity
>and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a
>maximum of eight participants each.
>
>
>Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide
presentation.
>
>
>Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table
>discussion.
>
>Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures
>and explanatory graphics.
>
>Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate
and fly
>into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
>
>Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant
other.
>Helpline and support groups.
>
>Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
right
>place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
>
>Open forum.
>
>Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
>Graphics and audio tape.
>
>Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life
testimonials.
>
>Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
>parks? Driving simulation.
>
>Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
>Online class and role playing.
>
>Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation
exercises,
>meditation and breathing techniques.
>
>Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
>anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
>be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
>
>Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!
>
>Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men (STM)
>
>===========================================================
>
>CLASSES FOR WOMEN.. Training courses are now available for women on
the
>
>following subjects:
>
>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
>
>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
>
>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
>
>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
>
>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
>
>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
>
>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
>
>8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
>
>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
>
>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
>
>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
>
>12. Introduction to Parking (?)
>
>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
>
>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
>
>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
>
>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
>
>17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
>
>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
>
>19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
>
>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
>
>21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
>
>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
>
>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
>
>24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
>
>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
>
>26. How to work the toilet seat: You can work it on your own, an
>enpowerment program
>
>
