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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 13848" data-attributes="member: 1924">NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME!>>Evening classes for men. Starting this month!  Note: due to thecomplexity>and level of difficulty of their contents, each  course will accept a>maximum of eight  participants each.>>>Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide  presentation.>>>Topic 2.  Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table>discussion.>>Topic 3. Differences  between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures>and  explanatory graphics.>>Topic 4. The after-dinner  dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly>into  the kitchen sink? Examples on video.>>Topic 5.  Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.>Helpline and support groups.>>Topic 6.  Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right>place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.>>Open forum.>>Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is  not harmful to your health.>Graphics and audio tape.>>Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.  Real-life testimonials.>>Topic 9. Is it  genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel>parks? Driving simulation.>>Topic 10.  Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.>Online class and role playing.>>Topic  11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises,>meditation and breathing techniques.>>Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,>anniversaries, other important dates and calling when  you're going to>be late. Cerebral shock therapy  sessions and full lobotomies offered.>>Upon  completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!>>Contact your the nearest Society of Typical Men  (STM)>>===========================================================>>CLASSES FOR WOMEN.. Training courses are now  available for women on the>>following subjects:>>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman  Has Gone Before>>2. The Undiscovered Side of  Banking: Making Deposits>>3. Parties: Going  Without New Outfits>>4. Man Management: Minor  Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game>>5.  Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too>>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His>>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last  Resort, not the First>>8. Communication Skills II  : Thinking Before Speaking>>9. Communication  Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging>>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire>>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up>>12. Introduction to Parking (?)>>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space>>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat>>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and  Butter>>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for  Human Consumption>>17. Cooking III: How not to  Inflict Your Diets on Other People>>18.  Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully>>19. PMS:  Your Problem . . . Not His>>20. Dancing: Why Men  Don't Like To>>21. Classic Footwear: Wearing  Shoes You Already Have>>22. Household Dust: A  Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice>>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together>>24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both>>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only>>26. How to work the toilet seat: You can work it on your own, an>enpowerment program>></blockquote>

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