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Message: <blockquote data-quote="scoobss" data-source="post: 676688" data-attributes="member: 13192"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Father, I have a problem. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">I have two female parrots, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">but they only know how to say one thing." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"What do they say?" the priest inquired.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">They say, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Hi, we're hookers! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Do you want to have some fun?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">then he thought for a moment. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"You know," he said, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"I may have a solution to your problem. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">I have two male talking parrots, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Bring your two parrots over to my house, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . . </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">that phrase . . in no time." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Thank you," the woman responded, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"this may very well be the solution." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">The next day, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">As he ushered her in, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">she saw that his two male parrots </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Impressed, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">After a few minutes, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">the female parrots cried out in unison: </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Hi, we're hookers! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Do you want to have some fun?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">There was stunned silence. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Shocked, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">and exclaimed, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Put the beads away, Frank. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Our prayers have been answered!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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