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Message: <blockquote data-quote="~stealth~" data-source="post: 4683197" data-attributes="member: 205774"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b">A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b">"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b">"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cow's bottom. That's when I made my mistake."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b">"What did you do?", asks the doctor.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #31859b">"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: left">Sara wedida manda??</p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

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