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<blockquote data-quote="korn" data-source="post: 101825" data-attributes="member: 4164"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">>Hi,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> Honorable MEN </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> and asked, "Why are you crying?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> the axe to make his living. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> this your axe?" the Lord asked. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The woodcutter replied, "No." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> axe?" the Lord asked. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> axe?" the Lord asked. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The woodcutter replied, "Yes." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> this your wife?" the Lord asked. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> "Yes," cried the woodcutter.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> misunderstanding. You see, if </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Purple">> MEN!!!!!!"</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>macho tikak hithala balapan mae miniha karapu wade 100% sadharanai nedha??</p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="korn, post: 101825, member: 4164"] [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Purple"]>Hi, > > > > Honorable MEN > > Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man) > > If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a > man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it! > > "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a > river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared > and asked, "Why are you crying?" > > > The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed > the axe to make his living. > > The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is > this your axe?" the Lord asked. > > The woodcutter replied, "No." > > The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your > axe?" the Lord asked. > > Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." > > The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your > axe?" the Lord asked. > > The woodcutter replied, "Yes." > The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes > to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. > > Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the > riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord > again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" > > "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" > > The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is > this your wife?" the Lord asked. > > "Yes," cried the woodcutter. > > The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" > > The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a > misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You > would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you > would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have > given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care > of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." > > The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and > honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. > > That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE > MEN!!!!!!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] macho tikak hithala balapan mae miniha karapu wade 100% sadharanai nedha?? :eek: :shocked: :cool: ;) :yes: :D :lol: [/QUOTE]
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