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<blockquote data-quote="SAN_APIIT" data-source="post: 537895" data-attributes="member: 22533"><p>Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </p><p></p><p>Son: "I will choose my own bride!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </p><p></p><p>Father: "But the girl is Bill Ghats's daughter." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </p><p></p><p>Son: "Well, in that case...ok" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><u>Next Father approaches Bill Gates. </u></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> </p><p></p><p>Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </p><p></p><p>Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><u>Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.</u></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </p><p></p><p>President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </p><p></p><p>Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </p><p></p><p>President: "Ah, in that case...ok" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p></p><p>This is how business is done!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">should be positive</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SAN_APIIT, post: 537895, member: 22533"] Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice :yes: Son: "I will choose my own bride!" :angry: Father: "But the girl is Bill Ghats's daughter." :cool: Son: "Well, in that case...ok" :) [B][U]Next Father approaches Bill Gates. [/U][/B] Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." :eek: Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" :( Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." :D Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" :) [B][U]Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.[/U][/B] Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." :yes: President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" :( Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law." :cool: President: "Ah, in that case...ok" :) This is how business is done!! :lol: :lol: :lol: [B][COLOR="Red"]Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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