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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 112772" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">* ** * *If You Had One Wish...*</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A guy is walking along the beach in Malibu, finds a bottle, and picks it up.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Immediately, a genie pops out and replies, "Thanks for letting me out! For</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">your kindness, I will grant you one wish."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The guy says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">too afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick from claustrophobia. So...I</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">guess, my wish is for you to build a road from here to Hawaii."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"I'm sorry," the genie says, "But I don't think I can do that. Just think of</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">all the work involved...think of the huge pilings we'd need to hold up the</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">highway, and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">the way. No, that is just too much to ask."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well, there is one other thing I've always wanted," the guy replies. "I'd</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">they're so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">them...you know, what makes them tick?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The genie thinks a second, and then answers, "Would that road be two lanes</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">or four?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">wow.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">If genie don't then???????</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">How can???????????</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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