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Message: <blockquote data-quote="choppe" data-source="post: 9507997" data-attributes="member: 59712"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Two men were standing at the pearly gates waiting to get in.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man A asks: "So, how did you die if you don't mind my asking?"</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man B: "Well! I froze to death".</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man A: "Wow! How does that feel?"</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man B: "Well! You feel fold, your veins freeze up and your heart stops. How did you die?"</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man.A: "I had a heart attack".</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man B:"How did that happen?"</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man A: "Well I got home from work early one day and my wife was in her  silky lingerie with table set for two.  I knew she was having an affair.   I ran to the garage, but no one was there, So I ran to the basement.   No one there.  Then I started to run up the stairs and had the heart  attack.".</span><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Man B: "If you had looked into the freezer, you would have saved both our lives!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></strong>        </p></blockquote><p></p>

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