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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamathrc" data-source="post: 969352" data-attributes="member: 23395"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">A man asked from a lady "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door in disgust.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">slams the door again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">case this guy shows up again".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">Door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">Question.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Do you have vagina"..... ..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Yes" she says.......</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">The man replies. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-size: 18px">My wife's alone and starts using yours?" </span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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