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<blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 932669" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The guy left.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The guy left.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The guy left.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>"A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>"Your house."</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazy_m, post: 932669, member: 830"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Georgia"][B]A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back. "A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Your house."[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) [/QUOTE]
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