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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mahendra@etf" data-source="post: 1268832" data-attributes="member: 31083"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">How men get into trouble !!!</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river</span></span>. <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, " Why are you crying? "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living</span></span>. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">" Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The woodcutter replied, "No. "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe? " the Lord asked. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The woodcutter replied, " Yes."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>**Now The Ultimate One****</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, " Why are you crying?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water! "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez .</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Is this your wife? " the Lord asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">" Yes," cried the woodcutter.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth! "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord .. It is a misunderstanding.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez , You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three .</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px">Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez ."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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