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<blockquote data-quote="barack obama" data-source="post: 6212704" data-attributes="member: 106093"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px">Y<span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">esterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a <strong><strong>'seven-hundred- ten'</strong></strong>. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a <strong><strong>710 </strong></strong>on this car?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray">Now go to the photo below to learn what a <strong><strong>710 </strong></strong>is...........</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px">....</span></span><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">....</span><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"> ...</span><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"></span><span style="font-size: 26px">....</span><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"> ...</span><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">...</span><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"></span><span 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[QUOTE="barack obama, post: 6212704, member: 106093"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7]Y[COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray]esterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a [B][B]'seven-hundred- ten'[/B][/B]. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !! He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a [B][B]710 [/B][/B]on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Now go to the photo below to learn what a [B][B]710 [/B][/B]is...........[/COLOR][/COLOR] ....[/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=7] ....[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] [/SIZE][SIZE=7]....[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] [/SIZE][SIZE=7]...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] [/SIZE][SIZE=7]...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] .....[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ....[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] [/SIZE][SIZE=7]...[/SIZE][SIZE=7] ...[/SIZE][SIZE=4] [IMG]http://us.mg3.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f197894%5fADXHtEQAAOoXSzcJYAG0njbmYZg&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [SIZE=7]OIL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/SIZE] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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