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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rocks_lp" data-source="post: 101613" data-attributes="member: 8999">HOW TO BE ANNOYING (a guide)ADJUST THE TINT ON YOUR TV SO THAT ALL THE PEOPLE ARE GREEN, ANDINSIST TO OTHERS THAT YOU "LIKE IT THAT WAY."DRUM ON EVERY AVAILABLE SURFACE.ASK 800 OPERATORS FOR DATES.SET ALARMS FOR RANDOM TIMES AT HOME.ORDER A SIDE OF PORK RINDS WITH YOU FILET MIGNON.HONK AND WAVE LIKE CRAZY TO STRANGERS.DRESS ONLY IN CLOTHES COLORED HUNTER'S ORANGE.CHANGE CHANNELS FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE END OF EVERY SHOW.DECLINE TO BE SEATED AT A RESTAURANT, AND SIMPLY EAT THEIRCOMPLEMENTARY MINTS BY THE CASH REGISTER.DONT USE ANY PUNCTUATIONREPEAT EVERYTHING SOMEONE SAYS, AS A QUESTION.WANDER AROUND THE RESTAURANT, ASKING OTHER DINERS FOR THEIR PARSLEY.AT THE LAUNDROMAT, USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH OF YOUR SOCKS.STAND OVER SOMEONE'S SHOULDER, MUMBLING, AS THEY READ.</blockquote>

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