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Message: <blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 4623358" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Ah yes, Mr.Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition? " </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"That's the one." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"From eating rotten meat." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr.Arnaldo?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Are you insane? What water cart?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"The one we used to put out the fire." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"What the.....!!!But there is electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"For the funeral." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!! !!!" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Magenta">"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her." </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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