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Message: <blockquote data-quote="smother" data-source="post: 6852887" data-attributes="member: 166532"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><u><strong>HOW TO CALL THE POLICE</strong></u></em></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">TO CALL THE POLICE</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian , Mississippi , was</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">George said, "Okay."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">(True Story) </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Don't mess with old people.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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