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<blockquote data-quote="mds9898" data-source="post: 2522331" data-attributes="member: 39079"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px">How to frustrate your Doctor!</span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A man comes running to the doctor shouting and</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">by a bee."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">cream on the place you were stung."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">sitting under a tree."'</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">did that bee sting."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">finger and it really hurts."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">DOCTOR : "Ok.Which one?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">MAN (innocently) : "How would I know? All bees look the same to me."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mds9898, post: 2522331, member: 39079"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"][B][SIZE="6"]How to frustrate your Doctor![/SIZE][/B] A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it." MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now." DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung." MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."' DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting." MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts." DOCTOR : "Ok.Which one?" MAN (innocently) : "How would I know? All bees look the same to me."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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