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Message: <blockquote data-quote="too_little" data-source="post: 14685942" data-attributes="member: 54046"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Is there a problem, Officer?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> Ma’am, you were speeding.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Oh, I see.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> Can I see your license please?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> Don’t have one?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> I can’t do that.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> Why not?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> I stole this car.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> Stole it?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">Officer:</span> You what?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer 2:</span> Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">please!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The woman steps out of her vehicle.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Is there a problem sir?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer 2:</span> One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Murdered the owner?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer 2: </span>Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer 2:</span> Is this your car, ma’am?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Yes, here are the registration papers.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The first officer is stunned.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer 2:</span> One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Officer 2:</span> Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Magenta">Woman:</span> Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">[CODE]facebook[/CODE]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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