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<blockquote data-quote="9.57" data-source="post: 2983103" data-attributes="member: 112635"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">Law of queue:</span> If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">Law of the Telephone:</span> When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">Law of Mechanical Repair:</span> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">Law of the Workshop:</span> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">Law of the Alibi:</span> If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">Bath THEOREM:</span> When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:</span> The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">LAW of the RESULT:</span> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:</span> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">THEATRE RULE: </span>People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.</span></span></span><br /> </span></span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: Orange">LAW OF COFFEE:</span> As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.</span></span></span></span></span></li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="9.57, post: 2983103, member: 112635"] [LIST] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]Law of queue:[/COLOR] If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]Law of the Telephone:[/COLOR] When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]Law of Mechanical Repair:[/COLOR] After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]Law of the Workshop:[/COLOR] Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]Law of the Alibi:[/COLOR] If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]Bath THEOREM:[/COLOR] When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:[/COLOR] The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]LAW of the RESULT:[/COLOR] When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will![/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:[/COLOR] The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]THEATRE RULE: [/COLOR]People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [*][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][COLOR=Orange]LAW OF COFFEE:[/COLOR] As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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