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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BlackNight" data-source="post: 51599" data-attributes="member: 3936">DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"  "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room onMSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at aCyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your motherAgreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to  Upload, we discovered that neither One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the deleteButton."  "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant messageSaying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorizedProgram activity from a self extracting file which had implantedIn her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appearedAnd said:  You've Got Male'!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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