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<blockquote data-quote="ANGELO89" data-source="post: 2339323" data-attributes="member: 109490"><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black">1.What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? </span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black">" Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black">but I never told them anything !! "</span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p><p></a><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">2.What's the difference between people </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">The ones in the casinos are serious. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange">3.When I was young I used to pray for a bike, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange">then I realized that God doesn't work that way, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Orange">so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">4.A little boy went up to his father and asked :</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">His father replied : </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">because I still have mine. "</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: navy"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">5.Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :</span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">"Paul seems to be a very bright boy, </span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">The mother wrote back the next day :</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">" If you find a solution, please advise. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">I have the same problem with his father ! "</span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></a><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><p style="text-align: center"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ANGELO89, post: 2339323, member: 109490"] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][CENTER][SIZE=4] [COLOR=Black]1.What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? " Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Black]but I never told them anything !! "[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/URL][CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]2.What's the difference between people [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red]The ones in the casinos are serious. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=Red] [/COLOR] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange]3.When I was young I used to pray for a bike, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange]then I realized that God doesn't work that way, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange]so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR] [CENTER][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]4.A little boy went up to his father and asked :[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]His father replied : [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]because I still have mine. "[/COLOR][/SIZE] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][CENTER][CENTER] [/CENTER] [COLOR=navy][CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]5.Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]"Paul seems to be a very bright boy, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]The mother wrote back the next day :[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]" If you find a solution, please advise. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen]I have the same problem with his father ! "[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/URL][SIZE=4][COLOR=SeaGreen][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [/CENTER] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][CENTER] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/CENTER] [/URL] [/QUOTE]
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