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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4135268" data-attributes="member: 49393">"Laughter is an instant vacation"--Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ***************   Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have? *************** Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!! *************** Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. *************** Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. *************** Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? *************** Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.Wife: I think he did, I still got mine with me! *************** Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims itWithin three days, you can keep it. *************** Father: Your teacher says she finds itImpossible to teach you anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!</blockquote>

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