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<blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3282685" data-attributes="member: 102814"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Humour...</span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #004080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #004080"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Regular naps prevent old age, </span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Especially if you take them while driving. </span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #008250"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #008250"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #008250"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">And the other is the husband! </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #008250"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #00bfff"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #00bfff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #00bfff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I tried - but they wanted cash. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #00bfff"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #e26200"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #e26200"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">You can't buy love, </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #e26200"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">But, you pay heavily for it. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #e26200"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #b1b1d2"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #b1b1d2"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Marriage is give and take. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #b1b1d2"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #b1b1d2"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #82823f"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #82823f"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">My wife and I always compromise. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #82823f"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.</span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #a11f12"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #a11f12"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #a11f12"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">He still ends up with the same boss. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #a11f12"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #0000a1"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #0000a1"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Wise men talk because they have something to say; </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #0000a1"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Fools talk because they have to say something. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #0000a1"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!</span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Man: Is there any way for long life?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Dr: Get married.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Man: Will it help?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #82c168"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #82c168"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #82c168"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!</span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #5291ef"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #5291ef"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife: </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #5291ef"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #5291ef"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband: </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #5291ef"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #5291ef"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #ffc281"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #ffc281"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="color: #ffc281"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. </span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dumidishan, post: 3282685, member: 102814"] [B][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff]:lol: :lol: :lol: Humour...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=2][COLOR=#004080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][B] [SIZE=3]Regular naps prevent old age, Especially if you take them while driving. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#008250][B] [SIZE=3]Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right And the other is the husband! [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#00bfff][B] [SIZE=3]I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#e26200][B] [SIZE=3]You can't buy love, But, you pay heavily for it. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#b1b1d2][B] [SIZE=3]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#82823f][B] [SIZE=3]My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000a1][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#a11f12][B] [SIZE=3]It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, He still ends up with the same boss. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#0000a1][B] [SIZE=3]Wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools talk because they have to say something. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=red][B] [SIZE=3]They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000a1][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][B] [SIZE=3]Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [/SIZE][/B][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#82c168][B] [SIZE=3]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#0000a1][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#5291ef][B] [SIZE=3]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=#ffc281][B] [SIZE=3]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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