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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djiresh" data-source="post: 927415" data-attributes="member: 41540"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Man: "No sir, I was going 60."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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