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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 6928309" data-attributes="member: 84173"><p><span style="color: green">#Wife:-I will die. </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Husband:- I will also die. </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Wife:-why will you die? </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">#Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. </span></p><p><span style="color: green">It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! </span></p><p><span style="color: green">WIFE satys No, it means - </span></p><p><span style="color: green">With Idiot for Ever. </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">#Husband wanted to call the hospital </span></p><p><span style="color: green">to ask about his pregnant wife, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">but accidently called the cricket stadium. </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">He asks, “How’s the situation?” </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">hope to get another 7 out by lunch, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">last one was a duck!”. </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">#Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream </span></p><p><span style="color: green">That u were sending me </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Jewelry and clothes! </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Husband: yeah, I saw </span></p><p><span style="color: green">your dad paying the bill !!! </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"># </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Wife:What is 10 years with me? </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Husband:A second. </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Wife:What is $1000 for me? </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Husband:A coin. </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Wife: Ok give me a coin. </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Husband:Wait a second </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">#Before marriage: </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Roses are red, sky is blue, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">O my darling! I love you… </span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">After Marriage: </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Roses are dead, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">I have flu, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">don’t come near me, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Paray hatt tuu</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><img src="http://www.husbandandwife.net/husband_and_Wife_founders.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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