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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dilshan Omantha" data-source="post: 7753331" data-attributes="member: 291830">*********************************************************************************Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one everyday.*************************************************************************Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills. Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you*********************************************************************************Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.Husband: You should have known it the minuteI asked you to marry me.*********************************************************************************Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.So I bought 3 movie tickets.Wife: Why Three?Husband: For you and your parents*********************************************************************************Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?Husband: A lovely Push...!!!*********************************************************************************Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again*********************************************************************************</blockquote>

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