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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kanakamalli" data-source="post: 8934226" data-attributes="member: 33228"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>He is designed to remain Silent indoor...</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>"Husband is one who is the head of the family,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>A man in Hell asked Devil:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Can I make a call to my Wife?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>After making call he asked how much to pay.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>So I'd be in your hands all day.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>So I could have a new one every day.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Wife: When must I give them to him?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Doctor: They are for you</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Husband: A lovely Push...!</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">sorry if repost<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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