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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 6006026" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">entrance is a description of how the store operates:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">the building!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">floor the sign on the door reads:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The second floor sign reads:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The third floor sign reads:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">and Help With Housework.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>reads:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>solely as proof that women are impossible to please.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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