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<blockquote data-quote="batheegama" data-source="post: 4235184" data-attributes="member: 9108"><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">the store operates: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">= You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">= There are six floors and the </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">= The shopper may choose any item </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">cannot go back down except to exit the building! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">on the door reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">shopping at the Husband Store. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Lime"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">PLEASE NOTE: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">across the street. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">The first floor has wives that love sex. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">beer. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">if repost so sorry.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="batheegama, post: 4235184, member: 9108"] [COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: = You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! = There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. = The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. [/COLOR] [/SIZE][/COLOR] [B][COLOR="Red"]PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. if repost so sorry.[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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