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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thilina Sandaruwan" data-source="post: 9921811" data-attributes="member: 131814"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife: No darling, it means,</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">With Idiot For Ever</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Pills.</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife: When must I give them to him?</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Doctor: They are for you</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Husband: You should have known it the minute</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I asked you to marry me.</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So I bought 3 movie tickets.</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife: Why Three?</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Husband: For you and your parents</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">************</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You know, I was a fool when I married you.</span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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