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Message: <blockquote data-quote="argan" data-source="post: 12252626" data-attributes="member: 42318">Lion bounced on wife In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..*********************************************Throwing knives on wife's picture Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?" His honest reply, "MISSING U"*********************************************Habbit of talking in sleep A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake*********************************************Part & Art of living Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living... But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.*********************************************To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"*********************************************Do you know the meaning of WIFE? Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling, it means: With Idiot For Ever*********************************************Can I make a call to my wife? A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.*********************************************WIFE IS DANGEROUS LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS*********************************************Why women starts with W You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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