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<blockquote data-quote="argan" data-source="post: 12252626" data-attributes="member: 42318"><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">Lion bounced on wife</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Throwing knives on wife's picture</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>All were missing the target!</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>His honest reply, "MISSING U"</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Habbit of talking in sleep</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Part & Art of living</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Millionaire: "A Billionaire"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Do you know the meaning of WIFE?</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">W</span>ithout <span style="color: Red">I</span>nformation,<span style="color: Red"> F</span>ighting <span style="color: Red">E</span>verytime!</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>WIFE says: No darling, it means:</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Red">W</span>ith <span style="color: Red">I</span>diot <span style="color: Red">F</span>or <span style="color: Red">E</span>ver</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Can I make a call to my wife?</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A man in Hell asked Devil:</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Can I make a call to my Wife?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>After making call he asked how much to pay.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE IS DANGEROUS</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>LOVE IS LIFE</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>LIFE IS WIFE</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>WIFE IS KNIFE and</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>KNIFE IS DANGEROUS</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>*********************************************</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Why women starts with W</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>You know why women starts with 'W'...</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>because all questions start with "W".. !</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Who ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Why ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>What ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>When ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Which ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Whom ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Where ?</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>&</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Finally Wife..!!!</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="argan, post: 12252626, member: 42318"] [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Lion bounced on wife[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"]In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]Throwing knives on wife's picture[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?" His honest reply, "MISSING U"[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]Habbit of talking in sleep[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]Part & Art of living[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living... But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire" [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]Do you know the meaning of WIFE?[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... [COLOR="Red"]W[/COLOR]ithout [COLOR="Red"]I[/COLOR]nformation,[COLOR="Red"] F[/COLOR]ighting [COLOR="Red"]E[/COLOR]verytime! WIFE says: No darling, it means: [COLOR="Red"]W[/COLOR]ith [COLOR="Red"]I[/COLOR]diot [COLOR="Red"]F[/COLOR]or [COLOR="Red"]E[/COLOR]ver [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]Can I make a call to my wife?[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]WIFE IS DANGEROUS [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="3"][B]*********************************************[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]Why women starts with W[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"][B]You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!![/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] :P:P:P :D:D:D [/QUOTE]
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