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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Shann.." data-source="post: 5406590" data-attributes="member: 123076"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND : "Of course I do." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelery?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. " </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">WIFE: -- silence <span style="color: #000080">– - - -</span> </span></p><p>  </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">HUSBAND: "Oh! sh*t." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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