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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djchammi" data-source="post: 5831387" data-attributes="member: 143083">Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday----------------------------------------------------------------------Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you----------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.----------------------------------------------------------------------Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife: No darling,it means, With Idiot For Ever----------------------------------------------------------------------Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.So I bought 3 movie tickets.Wife: Why Three?Husband: For you and your parents----------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?Husband: A lovely Push...!!!----------------------------------------------------------------------After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,You know, I was a fool when I married you.The husband replied: Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice</blockquote>

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