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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5999189" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'">Husband</span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'">: <span style="color: #0068cf">Do you know the meaning of WIFE?</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">It means, Without Information, Fighting </span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">Everytime!</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Wife</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: No darling, it means,</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">With Idiot For Ever</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Wife</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: I wish I was a newspaper,</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">So I'd be in your hands all day.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Husband</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: I too wish that you were a newspaper,</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">So I could have a new one everyday.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Doctor</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">Pills.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Wife</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: When must I give them to him?</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">Doctor: They are for you</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Wife</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Husband</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: You should have known it the minute</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">I asked you to marry me.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Husband</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">So I bought 3 movie tickets.</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Wife</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: Why Three?</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Husband</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: For you and your parents</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Wife</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: red">Husband</span><span style="color: #0068cf">: A lovely Push...!!!</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,</span></span></span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">You know, I was a fool when I married you.</span></span></span></em></strong> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'"><span style="color: #0068cf">The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't</span></span></span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Cambria'">notice</span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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