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<blockquote data-quote="Miami-Vice" data-source="post: 11107468" data-attributes="member: 279482"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny walked into class with a black eye </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: what’s wrong? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny : our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad we sleep on the same bed. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Last night my dad asked, 'Johnny are u sleeping? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">When I said No, he slapped my face and gave me a black eye </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: the next time when your dad asks if you're sleeping , keep dead quiet and don’t answer </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The following morning Johnny comes back with a much worse black eye again... </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping? And I shut up n kept dead still. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then my dad and my mom started moving, You know at the same time Mom was breathing erratically,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px">Then my dad asked my mom, are you coming? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mom said: Yes I’m coming, are u coming too? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Dad answered: Yes !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">They don’t usually go anywhere without me</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">So I said, wait for me, I'm also coming... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">Please add comments and REP+ <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">Sorry if re-post </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Miami-Vice, post: 11107468, member: 279482"] [SIZE="3"]Johnny walked into class with a black eye Teacher: what’s wrong? Johnny : our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad we sleep on the same bed. Last night my dad asked, 'Johnny are u sleeping? When I said No, he slapped my face and gave me a black eye Teacher: the next time when your dad asks if you're sleeping , keep dead quiet and don’t answer The following morning Johnny comes back with a much worse black eye again... Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again? Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping? And I shut up n kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, You know at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, Kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mom, are you coming? Mom said: Yes I’m coming, are u coming too? Dad answered: Yes !!! They don’t usually go anywhere without me So I said, wait for me, I'm also coming... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [COLOR="red"]Please add comments and REP+ :yes: Sorry if re-post [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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