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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 103519" data-attributes="member: 8568">The Perfect Couple<img src="http://www.funnies.com/hugskisses/young_couple_embrace_flower_lg_wht.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.<img src="http://www.funnies.com/santa_carrying_present_bag_md_wht.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.Only one of them survived the accident.Question: Who was the survivor?<img src="http://www.funnies.com/arrow_green_down_md_wht.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Answer:The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.**** Men keep scrolling.<img src="http://www.funnies.com/arrow_green_down_md_wht.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.**** Men Keep scrolling<img src="http://www.funnies.com/arrow_green_down_md_wht.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, thisillustrates another point: Women never listen!</blockquote>

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