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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 10135649" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta">A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta"></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta">First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta"></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: dimgray">My name is Dan,</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: dimgray">When I grow up to be a man,</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: dimgray">I want to go to India and Japan ,</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: dimgray">If I can, If I can, If I can.</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>“<span style="color: magenta">Very good”, the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta"></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: green">My name is Sally,</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: green">When I grow up to be a lady,</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: green">I want to have a baby</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: green">If I can, if I can, if I can.</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta">“That is good Sally,” the teacher said. “But maybe one day you will change your mind.”</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta"></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta">Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class . Here is his rhyme:</span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: magenta"></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></em><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"><em>My name is Glenn,</em></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"><em>When I grow up to be a man,</em></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"><em>Never mind India and Japan ,</em></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"><em>I’m gonna help Sally with her plan,</em></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"><em>I know I can, I can, I can</em></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray">repost nam <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: gray"></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 10135649, member: 312790"] [I][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=magenta]A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. [/COLOR] [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=dimgray]My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan , If I can, If I can, If I can.[/COLOR] “[COLOR=magenta]Very good”, the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn. [/COLOR] [/B][/SIZE][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=green]My name is Sally, When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby If I can, if I can, if I can.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]“That is good Sally,” the teacher said. “But maybe one day you will change your mind.” Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class . Here is his rhyme: [/COLOR] [/B][/SIZE][/I][SIZE=3][B][COLOR=gray][I]My name is Glenn, When I grow up to be a man, Never mind India and Japan , I’m gonna help Sally with her plan, I know I can, I can, I can[/I] [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][B][COLOR=gray]repost nam :sorry: [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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