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<blockquote data-quote="9.57" data-source="post: 9292244" data-attributes="member: 112635"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: #6000bf">If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then</span> <span style="color: red">WHY WHALES</span> <span style="color: #8000ff">are fat?</span></strong></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: red">WHY</span><span style="color: #007f40"> is that everyone wants to go to</span> <span style="color: red">HEAVEN</span> <span style="color: #007f40">but nobody</span> <span style="color: #007f40">wants to die?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: maroon">Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">CHESS </span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">as</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"> WHITE </span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">piece is moved first?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: #7f007f">In our Country, we have freedom for</span> <span style="color: red">SPEECH</span>, <span style="color: #7f007f">then </span><span style="color: red">WHY</span> <span style="color: #7f007f">telephone bills?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: #ff007f">If </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">MONEY</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff409f"> does'nt grow on tress then</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"> WHY</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff409f"> do</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"> BANKS </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff409f">have branches?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: red">WHY </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #bf5f00">does a round</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"> PIZZA </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #bf5f00">come in a </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">SQUARE</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #bf5f00"> box?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: red">WHY</span> <span style="color: #438059">doesn't</span><span style="color: red"> GLUE</span> <span style="color: #347d7e">stick to its bottle?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: red">WHY</span></strong><strong><span style="color: #373e68"> do you still call it a</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"> BUILDING </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #54466f">when its already </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">BUILT?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: #ff7f00">If its true that</span> <span style="color: red">WE</span> <span style="color: #ff7f00">are here to help others, then what</span><span style="color: red"> OTHERS</span> <span style="color: #ff7f00">are here for?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: #7f7f00">If you aren't supposed to</span> <span style="color: red">DRINK AND DRIVE,</span><span style="color: #7f7f00"> then</span> <span style="color: red">WHY</span> <span style="color: #7f7f00">do</span><span style="color: red"> BARS</span> <span style="color: #7f7f00">have parking lots?</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="color: red">WE </span><span style="color: #482c1b">are funny people living in a</span> <span style="color: red">SERIOUSLY</span> <span style="color: #482c1b">funny world!!!!!!!!!!</span></strong> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="9.57, post: 9292244, member: 112635"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=#6000bf]If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]WHY WHALES[/COLOR] [COLOR=#8000ff]are fat?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=red]WHY[/COLOR][COLOR=#007f40] is that everyone wants to go to[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]HEAVEN[/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40]but nobody[/COLOR] [COLOR=#007f40]wants to die?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=maroon]Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]CHESS [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]as[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] WHITE [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]piece is moved first?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=#7f007f]In our Country, we have freedom for[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]SPEECH[/COLOR], [COLOR=#7f007f]then [/COLOR][COLOR=red]WHY[/COLOR] [COLOR=#7f007f]telephone bills?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=#ff007f]If [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]MONEY[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#ff409f] does'nt grow on tress then[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] WHY[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#ff409f] do[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] BANKS [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#ff409f]have branches?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=red]WHY [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#bf5f00]does a round[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] PIZZA [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#bf5f00]come in a [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]SQUARE[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#bf5f00] box?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=red]WHY[/COLOR] [COLOR=#438059]doesn't[/COLOR][COLOR=red] GLUE[/COLOR] [COLOR=#347d7e]stick to its bottle?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=red]WHY[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#373e68] do you still call it a[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red] BUILDING [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#54466f]when its already [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]BUILT?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=#ff7f00]If its true that[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]WE[/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff7f00]are here to help others, then what[/COLOR][COLOR=red] OTHERS[/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff7f00]are here for?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=#7f7f00]If you aren't supposed to[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]DRINK AND DRIVE,[/COLOR][COLOR=#7f7f00] then[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]WHY[/COLOR] [COLOR=#7f7f00]do[/COLOR][COLOR=red] BARS[/COLOR] [COLOR=#7f7f00]have parking lots?[/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][COLOR=red]WE [/COLOR][COLOR=#482c1b]are funny people living in a[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]SERIOUSLY[/COLOR] [COLOR=#482c1b]funny world!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR][/B] [/FONT] :nerd::nerd::nerd: :D [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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