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<blockquote data-quote="Karuna Amman" data-source="post: 3048655" data-attributes="member: 121495"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"><img src="http://i36.tinypic.com/2dj5us1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him 'Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?' </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">'Yes, sir......' answers Kapal.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">The doctor returns the next day and asks: 'So Kapal, how did it go ?'</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL.' </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">'Nice one Kapal, and the second one?' asks the doctor. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">'The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir' says Kapal. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">' Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">'Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her bra and her panty, and lied down on the table and shouted : </span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! '</span> </p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">' . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?' the doctor gets very curious. ' Not Panadol, but an injection I believe.' </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">No sir......' answers Kapal. ' I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs ! </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://i34.tinypic.com/9fo4tg.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><span style="color: #0D0305"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">Scroll down for the perfect treatment :</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">?</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">?</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">?</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">? </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">?</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">.</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">.</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">.</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">.</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305">.</span> <span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span><img src="http://i37.tinypic.com/8x0z6v.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #0D0305"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Karuna Amman, post: 3048655, member: 121495"] [CENTER][COLOR=#0D0305][IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/2dj5us1.jpg[/IMG] A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him 'Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?' 'Yes, sir......' answers Kapal. The doctor returns the next day and asks: 'So Kapal, how did it go ?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL.' 'Nice one Kapal, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir' says Kapal. ' Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor. 'Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her bra and her panty, and lied down on the table and shouted : [/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER] [COLOR=#0D0305] HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! '[/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=#0D0305] ' . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?' the doctor gets very curious. ' Not Panadol, but an injection I believe.' No sir......' answers Kapal. ' I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs ! [/COLOR] [IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/9fo4tg.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#0D0305] Scroll down for the perfect treatment :[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] ?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] ?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] ?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] ? ?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] .[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] . .[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] .[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] .[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] .[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0305] [/COLOR][IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/8x0z6v.jpg[/IMG] [COLOR=#0D0305] [/COLOR] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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