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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nishantha Withanage" data-source="post: 71602" data-attributes="member: 2571"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">She calls on little Johnny.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then Little Johnny says? "I have a question for YOU. There</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">cream.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">married?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">with the wedding ring on,... but I like your thinking."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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