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<blockquote data-quote="Nishantha Withanage" data-source="post: 71602" data-attributes="member: 2571"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">She calls on little Johnny.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then Little Johnny says? "I have a question for YOU. There</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">cream.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">married?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 15px">with the wedding ring on,... but I like your thinking."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nishantha Withanage, post: 71602, member: 2571"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Black"][SIZE="4"]A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says? "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on,... but I like your thinking."[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR="Black"][SIZE="4"][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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