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Message: <blockquote data-quote="T Mahinda" data-source="post: 6030597" data-attributes="member: 252889">Circumcision is the ancient and currently widespread practice of removing the protective <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Skin" target="_blank">epidermal</a> shielding from the highly sensitive <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Naughty_bits" target="_blank">naughty bits</a> of an unsuspecting <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Human" target="_blank">human</a> with a rusty <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Swiss" target="_blank">Swiss</a> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Army" target="_blank">army</a> <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Knife" target="_blank">knife</a> and a dab of after-shave. Unfortunately, this cosmetical <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Surgery" target="_blank">surgical</a> procedure has totally failed to cure the horrific epidemic of teenage <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masturbation" target="_blank">wanking</a> in the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/United_States" target="_blank">United States</a>, due to the wide availability of affordable lubricants. Circumcision amongst modern <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Muslim" target="_blank">Muslims</a> and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jew" target="_blank">Jews</a> happens to be much more effective in this regard, which in turn leads to increased levels of aggravation and open <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/War" target="_blank">warfare</a>. Circumcision has become so much in demand that an entire industry has popped up for it. Professionals who snip <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Foreskin" target="_blank">foreskin</a> for a living (saving them for future arts and crafts projects) are lovingly referred to as <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Mohel&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">Mohels</a>. Mohels live almost entirely in the USA. They are like vampires, in that both suck the blood of their victims. But more precisely, they are like drunk pedophilic vampires (see <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Jeffery_Dahmer&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">Jeffery Dahmer</a>).  <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Circumcision" target="_blank">http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Circumcision</a></blockquote>

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