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<blockquote data-quote="ll-MegaMind-ll" data-source="post: 10259553" data-attributes="member: 356254"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: YellowGreen">Idiot Goes To Heaven</span></p><p></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><p style="text-align: center">Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings,"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my ass hole."</p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">And the idiot went to Heaven.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'System'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ll-MegaMind-ll, post: 10259553, member: 356254"] [SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="YellowGreen"]Idiot Goes To Heaven[/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][FONT="System"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][CENTER]Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my ass hole." And the idiot went to Heaven.:rofl: [/CENTER][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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