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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2976996" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.</p><p> </p><p>* C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.</p><p> </p><p>* Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.</p><p> </p><p>* C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.</p><p> </p><p>* Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.</p><p> </p><p>* Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.</p><p> </p><p>* Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.</p><p> </p><p>* Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.</p><p> </p><p>* Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.</p><p> </p><p>* Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.</p><p> </p><p>* Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 2976996, member: 49393"] * C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles. * C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong. * Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself. * C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again. * Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine. * Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's. * Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car. * Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts. * Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model. * Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one. * Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell. [/QUOTE]
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