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Message: <blockquote data-quote="FUNasela" data-source="post: 3350088" data-attributes="member: 54899">1. Se* would smell like chocolate2. Far*s would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size b*easts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch10. There would be no "Hooters"11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstr*al cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation inHawaii!13. Men would inherit the menst*ual cycle14. Men would come with software to be custom designed15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location bywife16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell thedifference between six inches and three inches18. S*x would last longer than 30 seconds19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on thecheek20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.__________________</blockquote>

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