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Message: <blockquote data-quote="9.57" data-source="post: 4572308" data-attributes="member: 112635"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks </span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">over at him and asks a bold question. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Of course I do." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE: -- silence -- </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">HUSBAND: "Shit"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">repost nam <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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