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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gamerz9" data-source="post: 9336331" data-attributes="member: 95624">Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.Sincerely, Unicorns  Dear Twilight fans,Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.Enjoy fantasizing about that.Sincerely, Logic  Dear Icebergs,Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.Sincerely, The Titanic  Dear J.K. Rowling,Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?Sincerely, Anonymous  Dear America,You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.Sincerely, Canada  Dear Boyfriend,I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.Sincerely, Spiders  Dear Voldemort ,So they screwed up your nose too?Sincerely, Michael Jackson  Dear Yahoo,I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...Sincerely, Google  Dear girls who have been dumped,There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.Sincerely, BP  Dear 2010,So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!Sincerely, 1985  Dear Justin Bieber ,Ariel would really love her voice back.Sincerely, King Triton  Dear Rose,There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.Sincerely, Jack  Dear Windshield Wipers,Can't touch this.Sincerely, That Little Triangle  Dear Taylor Swift,If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.Sincerely, Shakespeare  Dear Soccer Fans,B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ZZ Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!Sincerely, Vuvuzelas  Dear Saturn,I liked it, so I put a ring on it.Sincerely, God  Dear Rubik's Cube,Done!Sincerely, Colorblind  Dear Santa,Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.Sincerely, Tiger Woods  Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,I. Can't. Breathe.Sincerely, Your Balls     Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio  Dear Sleeping Beauty,I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.All you had to do was wake up.Sincerely, Mulan  Dear Romeo,My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...Sincerely, Juliet  Dear Fox News,So far, no news about foxes.Sincerely, Unimpressed  Dear Sex Educators,Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.Sincerely, The Virgin Mary  Dear Toaster,Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?Sincerely, Toast  Dear Prince Charming,You've got some explaining to do!Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty</blockquote>

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