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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 8994309" data-attributes="member: 312790">Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?A: Riding a bicycle: you fix your ass & move your legs,Riding a woman: you fix your legs & move your ass.Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?A: Because they are tired of using their own.   Q: What's common between men and video?A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward..... Forward... Stop & Eject.Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?A: Your salary,Both come once a month.Lasts about 5-7 days.If it doesn't come, it means you are in big troubleQ: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?A: A tea-bag.     * 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:B eautiful,R esponsibleE nergeticA dorableS weetT ruthful andS elf-Organized.In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S.Q: Who is a gynaecologist?A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad,Then, it is biology.When the baby looks like neighbor,Then, it is sociology.Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie.In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.Guess where it would have bitten?The boy's hand...Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.Tarzan removed his clothes.All the animals laughed.Tarzan asked,"Why"?The animals told him...."Your tail is in the front."Last but not leastSecret of long life...Morning two eggs,Evening two pegs...Night between two legs!!!        </blockquote>

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