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<blockquote data-quote="pamithK" data-source="post: 2182547" data-attributes="member: 41396"><p>WARNING: VERY FILTHY JOKE!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">hammering."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out, you'll lose interest."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her TV repairman; he says, "Let me play with your knobs first."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'">Her Butcher; he says, "I have a hard salami for you!" </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pamithK, post: 2182547, member: 41396"] WARNING: VERY FILTHY JOKE!!! :) [SIZE="3"][FONT="Book Antiqua"] Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off." Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide." Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?" Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?" Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in." Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering." Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out, you'll lose interest." Her TV repairman; he says, "Let me play with your knobs first." Her Butcher; he says, "I have a hard salami for you!" [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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