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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 27821" data-attributes="member: 3234">There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figuresshe would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while theywere in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned onthe lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding abattery-operated plesure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful andlarger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all ofthese years? You better explain yourself!"The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'llexplain the toy . . . you explain the kids."</blockquote>

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